I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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