new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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