Sponge bath it is.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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