I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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