One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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