The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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