If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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