Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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