hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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