i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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