I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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