So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
