Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When did angry sex become our thing?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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