Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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