Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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