Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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