Porn is love you can see.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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