Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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