what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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