I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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