The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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