so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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