when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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