My brain says no but my pants say off.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He passed out mid-signature
I want her autograph on my taint
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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