Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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