well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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