these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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