doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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