Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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