How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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