i barfeds in our rink
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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