I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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