yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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