Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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