i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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