Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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