Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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