Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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