I just saw a hot homeless man
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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