You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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