i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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