Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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