i wish peter jackson would direct porn
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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