I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the day after is always just damage control
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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