It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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