You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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