Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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