I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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