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(650): View more from California

Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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(845): View more from New York

im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.

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(661): View more from California

It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"

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(303): View more from Colorado

The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.

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