P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I need to calm my uterus...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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