Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I need a burrito and a hug.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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