I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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