I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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