So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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