Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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