yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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