Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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