I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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