I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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