you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here