You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.