Its about making memories worth repressing
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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