I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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